Lost My Pen

Hello. Sorry it's been a while since I blogged. You can thank Abbey for inspring me to post again.

Here's a video of me losing a pen and then frantically trying to find it again.

Who's the Man?

Vote Ron Paul

I'm not a registered voter. Nor am I human.

But, if I were, I would vote Ron Paul.

Meow!

Fine. I'll Post

Two responses? And, one was non sequitur.

Watch me at what I do best:

Sabbatical

I'm taking a sabbatical. Leave a comment if you can't live without my musings and perhaps I'll reconsider.

Happy Holidays

Hi everyone! Happy Holidays. Sam and Austin bought me a new toy for Christmas: Cat Attack - Remote Control Cat Exerciser Cat Toy.

That is a misnomer. He should be called Mr. Agrogg - Motorized Demonic Anglerfish Cat Tormentor.

At first, Mr. Agrogg is quite alluring as he lazilly swings his antenna around and around in a random fashion. I get curious about the fluffy green grape dancing at its end, so I approach and paw.

Then, Mr. Agrogg springs his trap and unleashes an ear-piercing scream that sounds like a really, really, really loud electric can opener. He scampers around wildly in circles, blindly bumping around the room drunk with rage.

His primal war cry ceases only when he stops chasing me. Resuming his earlier quiet repose, Mr. Agrogg serenely casts his lure about. I escape phsycially intact, but the damage is done, he has scared the poo out of me.

Chillin' Out

In the kitchen, near my food bowl, there is this big white box with a door on it. I see Austin and Sam opening and shutting it all day long. Naturally, as a cat, I became curious and decided to investigate.

While Austin was removing some items from within the contraption, I leapt at the opportunity and made my way inside. It was cool! Get it? AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

When the door was open, the "fridge" was essentially a cold room that stores ketchup, eggs, water and Schuman Farms Head of Lettuce. But, when Austin closed the door, there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! It was right there.